“The number bods. Don’t be fooled by their appearance - they are absolutely mad. All of them. Especially that one; he’s mental. Not literally… obviously. That wouldn’t work. The last place you’d want someone like that is in accounts.”—David Brent.
“(Clicks pen.) I don’t give shitty jobs. If a good man comes to me and says ‘thank you, David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I’ve done that, I want to better myself, I want to move on’, I can make that dream come true, to… AKA, for you. The point is, you talk the talk do not walk the walk, vis a vis, you have not yet passed your forklift drivers’ test.”—David Brent’s first lines in The Office.
“When you live hard and you play hard and burn the candle at both ends… in this life, you can lose everything you love, everything that loves you. Alot of people told me that I’d never wrestle again, they said “he’s washed up”, “he’s finished” , “he’s a loser”, “he’s all through”. You know what? The only ones gonna tell me when I’m through doing my thing, is you people here. You people here… you people here. You’re my family.”— Randy “The Ram” Robinson. The saddest quote you’ll ever read. “The Wrestler” (2008)